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Master Tells JokesMisunderstanding the PrescriptionSpoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Hsihu, Formosa, December 29, 1991 (Originally in Chinese)There was a newly wed couple, and the husband could not tolerate his wife. He quarreled with her every day until he came close to a nervous breakdown. He then rushed to see a doctor. "What's wrong?" asked the doctor. "Ah! I have been quarreling with my wife too much," the man responded. "Now I am weak in both body and mind. What shall I do?" "You need to do some exercises! I suggest you buy yourself a track suit and jog about ten kilometers each day, then call me in a week or two." The man said, "Okay!" and left. That day, he bought a track suit and started jogging. A week later, the man called the doctor and the doctor asked, "How are you doing physically? Are you feeling better?" "Better, much better!" said the man. Then the doctor inquired, "How is your wife treating you?" "How would I know?" the man replied, "I'm already seventy kilometers away from home!"
The Most Practical WordsSpoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, U. S. A October 1, 1999 (Originally in Chinese)Three people died in a car accident and soon arrived at the screening center in Heaven, where they were to undergo a trial by an angel before being assigned to selected places and jobs. The angel asked them, "What did you like to hear the most when you were in the coffin, and your relatives and friends were crying noisily at your funeral?" The first person answered, "I liked it when they said that I used to be the best doctor and the best parent." The second person said, "I liked to hear people say that I was the best husband and the best professor, who was most conscientious about his children's future. The last one answered, "At that time, I would have liked most to hear them say, 'Oh! He is still alive!'"
Hint for a ProposalSpoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, U. S. A. October 1, 1999 (Originally in Chinese)A woman met a man. She looked at him and said, "Wow! You know, you look very much like my third husband." "So, you have been married three times?" the man asked. And the woman replied, "No, twice!"
Such a "Gentleman"Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai in Florida, U. S. A. October 1, 1999 (Originally in Chinese)Two men were playing golf, and when a funeral passed by, one of them made a great gesture. He immediately stood upright and took off his cap, and then watched and waited until the procession was some distance away before resuming his game. "You are such a fine gentleman, so considerate, friendly and polite," his competitor remarked. "But, of course, we were married for thirty years. This is our very last ceremony!"
Please come the following web sites to enjoy the original audio and video versions of the jokes and you may share the joy of Master's humor with those around you as well. http://www.Godsdirectcontact.org/video/joke/121 http://www.Godsdirectcontact.org.tw/eng/light_sound/jokes/121
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Vegetarian Restaurants Around the WorldNew Zealand
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From the magazine, New Human Dawn,
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Interview with brother Choi (a VegeLove worker) from The Supreme Master Ching Hai International AssociationRealization of Universal LoveQ: When did you get initiated? Q: What difference have you noticed in your life before and after
initiation? Q: Tell me about the Vegetarian bakery 'VegeLove' Q: Share your thoughts about Supreme Master Ching Hai |
Java Post, Indonesia, March 4, 2001 (Originally in Indonesian)Video Seminar Draws Full-house AudienceThe Indonesian Center of The Supreme Master Ching Hai International
Association held a video seminar on the Quan Yin Method yesterday.
Although Supreme Master Ching Hai was unable to attend personally, the
seminar nonetheless attracted several hundred people. The seminar
lasted more than two hours, as all attentively watched the videotapes
presented. Disciples Lead Carefree LivesSupreme Master Ching Hai often says that it is not difficult to get enlightenment, and there is a way to immediate enlightenment. This is the most appealing part of Her teachings. "We can have daily, direct contact with God after initiation, and God is omnipresent," She states. Followers of different faiths are strongly attracted by Master Ching Hai's teachings, and She is a merciful and loving example to disciples: Like Mother Teresa known for her loving actions, Master Ching Hai has conducted numerous humanitarian activities around the world without ever seeking anything in return. A disciple initiated three years ago said that during initiation, Quan Yin practitioners can see brilliant light, and enjoy carefree lives and more harmonious family interactions afterwards. caption:Young girls attracted to the Quan Yin Method waste no time in purchasing video tapes of Supreme Master Ching Hai. |
A Brief MessageMaster's Sample Booklets in Various Language Versions are Now Available on the Internet!To provide worldwide and immediate access to the precious teachings of Supreme
Master Ching Hai, along with Her life sketch, selections from Her
lectures, and a brief introduction to the Quan Yin Method, "The
Key of Immediate Enlightenment" sample booklets are now available
on the following web sites in fifty languages. To read them on-line,
please visit one of these sites:
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Elevation of the SoulSupreme Master Ching Hai's Latest Audiotapes<In English> Illusion Is a Reflection of Reality Wisdom and Concentration Life Continues Forever <In Chinese> Listening Inwardly to Our Self-Nature (1)(2) A Spiritual and Intellectual Interchange (1)(2) <In English> A Day of Togetherness The Heart of a Child Spreading Truth in a Natural Way The Smile of an Angel E77 (Four tapes) The Light Keeper Love is the True Essence of Life New Book Releases"Letters Between Master and Spiritual Practitioners,Volume I" (Now Available in English)English version of the "Letters Between Master and Spiritual
Practitioners,Volume I" is a brand new collection of letters
between Supreme Master Ching Hai and Her disciples and other spiritual
practitioners. Each letter is spiritually enlightening, and Master's
penetrating responses provide illuminating answers to the questions
within your heart, pinpointing
Supreme Master Ching Hai's Latest Videotapes<In English with Aulacese Subtitles> <In English and Korean> To order Master's publications, please contact: |
Letters of Appreciation(Originally in Spanish) El Jobo Community Development Association
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To the venerable Supreme Master Ching Hai and The Supreme Master Ching Hai International Association:Our people have received invaluable assistance from Your Holiness.
We can find no words to convey our gratitude to you. From our corner
of El Salvador, we respectfully extend our heartfelt appreciation to
your Association. Thank You for Your kindness and Your sacred love for
humankind. Maria Gladis Olaisola de Serrano
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"A Journey through Aesthetic Realms"
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Supreme ArtHappy Yogi World
Beginning in March, the S.M. Celestial Clothes group launched a
series of Happy Yogi leisure clothing exhibitions at the Hsihu Center.
The shows focus on a new theme each month, and the venue is specially arranged to display Master's beautiful creations, so that initiates
can further realize Master's loving intent.
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